Someone Tried to Drive from Long Island to New York on the Subway Tracks Cheaper than subway fare these days, amirite?
20 Photos of What Sweltering Italian Summers Looked Like in the 1980s Italians are built for having fun in the Sun.
Gamblers Are Now Buying Rocks in Hopes of Finding Precious Stones Can’t you just play the slots like a normal person?
20 Dirty Memes and Tweets That’ll Break Your Brain Sexy, unhinged, and maybe violating a few laws of good judgment — these memes are the chaotic mess your brain craves.
31 Animals Cursed With Two Heads By a Vengeful God We all know that if we praise the heavens with the proper rituals and sacrifices, our harvest will be bountiful and the gods will smile down on us.
The 48 Funniest Tweets from the Last 48 Hours The space between Christmas and New Year’s is a strange netherworld of time, and Twitter reflects that today.
New Mothers Visited by Giant Pop-Tart in Uncomfortable Promotional Stunt No better way to start your kid’s life than with a little commercial horror!
32 ‘Real-Life Superheroes’ Just Looking for an Excuse to Dress Up omic book characters like Spider-Man and Green Lantern are beloved by losers all around the world.
Watch a Bunch of Kids from the 1960s Predict What the Year 2000 Will Be Like Sorry to say, but the reality is much lamer.
30 Pictures of LAN Parties You Can Smell Before broadband internet was the standard, you couldn’t just drop into a Fortnite match with a random 12-year-old if you wanted to play multiplayer video games.
28 Pizza Disasters We Wouldn’t Wish On Our Worst Enemies Anything that comes between a man and his pizza is a tragedy of the highest order and, yes, an act of terrorism.
Girls in Pool Turn Themselves into a Giant Bong To fully understand the bong, you must become the bong.
29 Funny Pictures from When Kids Were Expendable Nowadays kids are largely considered unique and irreplaceable.
Kids Release Balloons Into Power Lines, Knock Out City’s Electricity The adults should have seen this coming.