My God…

If you’re ever looking for a fun way to kill a few hours, browse through the security guard subreddit. While there are plenty of normies on there simply trying to figure out the best way to perform their shitty job, occasionally, you’ll stumble on the guy who definitely failed out of cop school but still wants control over other people. They’ll use “tactical speak,” talk about “suspects” and “perps,” and go *just* up to the line of impersonating a police officer.

Usually, I’d say that these people are losers who need to be more honest about their skillset. However, this guy might be entitled to as much tactical speak cop role play as he wants.

Why? Simply put, he’s just really, really goddamn good at Time Crisis. According to OP, he’s able to beat the game on two-player mode with one coin all by himself.

Mad respect.