They wet his driveway, he wets their faces.

Living in a city, there’s an understanding that someone will, at one point or another, pee on your property. I’m not saying it’s good—frankly, I’d rather people not do it—but given how few public bathrooms there are in most urban areas, it’s understandable that someone might have a few beers, then feel the need to tinkle in your driveway.

This guy, however, wasn’t just dealing with one or two pissers a year. His driveway had effectively become a urinal, and so, he did what any self-respecting man would do: set up cameras and a motion-activated light/sprinkler system. It may not stop the initial pissers, but at least you won’t get any repeat customers!