Bro, just get on the plane.

Like it or not, “influencer” is a job now — and many of those who don’t have that job desperately want it.

For some, the idea of turning every moment of their waking life into content is preferable to sitting at a desk. While this is an understandable impulse, the road to actually getting to the point where filming yourself pays the bills involves posting a lot of videos of you doing stupid stuff in unlikely places for an audience of no one.

I’m not sure if this guy is a bona fide influencer or a wannabe, but I hate it either way.