Hate to tell you this, bud, but she’s probably faking it. After checking into a hotel for a “family friendly” vacation, this couple heard some noises coming from a nearby hotel room. Loud noises. Like, “kids, cover your ears”-style noises.

In short, there was a couple doin’ the deed in another room. That said, the woman’s noises are something else. Look, I know you’re having fun, but you really don’t need to go this over the top — I promise his ego can handle it.