Strangely Funny Signs

BrandonAR Published 03/09/2010

Walk down Gay Street just past the Humped Pelican and you'll find the Soccer Field located on the Archery Range.

1.
The redundancy department is in the sign making business. And brother, business is good.
2.
Are there going to be prizes?
3.
There are no symptoms, there is no warning, there is no mercy.
4.
O.k. to be honest, I would pay to see that.
5.
Note to self: You no longer have to blow yourself up to get 27 virgins.
6.
Wait, what? I hope there is not going to be a quiz after reading this sign. I am not entirely sure I would pass.
7.
Call me a little girl, but when I am spooked, I do both.
8.
Oh shit! Now they have me worried about the previous sign.
9.
Oh how I love surprises!
10.
Just in case you were wondering what that itchy feeling in your ass crack was while walking, they made you a sign.
11.
I think it is safe to say, they could probably take the word Secret off this sign.
12.
All evidence to the contrary.
13.
This could go down as the best soccer game ever!
14.
Call me crazy, but I think not having this sign at all would decrease people throwing rocks at it by at least ten.
15.
If it comes with bacon, I will try it.

1.
The redundancy department is in the sign making business. And brother, business is good.
2.
Are there going to be prizes?
3.
There are no symptoms, there is no warning, there is no mercy.
4.
O.k. to be honest, I would pay to see that.
5.
Note to self: You no longer have to blow yourself up to get 27 virgins.
6.
Wait, what? I hope there is not going to be a quiz after reading this sign. I am not entirely sure I would pass.
7.
Call me a little girl, but when I am spooked, I do both.
8.
Oh shit! Now they have me worried about the previous sign.
9.
Oh how I love surprises!
10.
Just in case you were wondering what that itchy feeling in your ass crack was while walking, they made you a sign.
11.
I think it is safe to say, they could probably take the word Secret off this sign.
12.
All evidence to the contrary.
13.
This could go down as the best soccer game ever!
14.
Call me crazy, but I think not having this sign at all would decrease people throwing rocks at it by at least ten.
15.
If it comes with bacon, I will try it.