HR Approves $100 Holiday Budget For 'Decorations' Only, Employee Abides

GiorgioMarauder Published 08/21/2023 in Funny

Redditor u/bamburger took to r/MaliciousCompliance to share with all of us Reddit plebeians the extent of his massive brain and all-encompassing wit.

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Redditor u/bamburger took to r/MaliciousCompliance to share with all of us Reddit plebeians the extent of his massive brain and all-encompassing wit.

Gifted a whopping $100 from his work’s HR department and tasked with the hefty responsibility of purchasing decorations for his office’s Christmas party, the pressure was on for Bamburger. But he didn’t crack. Extreme pressure makes diamonds, and tinsel be damned, Bamburger was going to shine.
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He took the $100 and he boldly went to his local liquor store, picked up a rack or two, and constructed a magnificent Christmas tree out of beer. As the cans flash a festive red and green and their gestalt bears semblance to season-appropriate imagery, Bamburger’s beer tower can easily, easily be considered well within the confines of ‘Christmas decoration.’ A huge dub. Some might even call it a Christmas miracle.

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Redditor u/bamburger took to r/MaliciousCompliance to share with all of us Reddit plebeians the extent of his massive brain and all-encompassing wit.

Gifted a whopping $100 from his work’s HR department and tasked with the hefty responsibility of purchasing decorations for his office’s Christmas party, the pressure was on for Bamburger. But he didn’t crack. Extreme pressure makes diamonds, and tinsel be damned, Bamburger was going to shine.
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He took the $100 and he boldly went to his local liquor store, picked up a rack or two, and constructed a magnificent Christmas tree out of beer. As the cans flash a festive red and green and their gestalt bears semblance to season-appropriate imagery, Bamburger’s beer tower can easily, easily be considered well within the confines of ‘Christmas decoration.’ A huge dub. Some might even call it a Christmas miracle.