“a guy left this on the table of the restaurant i work in and left without paying”

“Spent 2.5 hrs making a beautiful apple pie. This is what my husband and sons left me”

“People are finding mold in KSI’s new Lunchly product”

“Couldn’t you just have.. printed the hours.. on here”

“Truck pretending to be an electric vehicle uses two charging plugs”

“Landlord hired a guy to power wash the stairs”

“This is my ‘pound’ of boneless wings order from tonight. Only short 11 of the 16 ounces.”

“Yes. I have the middle seat and I have legs”

“Went to a beer festival with standardized cups, turns out the 250ml mark was only around 227ml.”

“$400/nt Airbnb refuses to turn heat above 58 degrees”

“Guy sitting next to me on the plane wants to switch seats (I was in a window seat). When I refused, he reached around my shoulder and shut the window”

“My brother’s 25y/o car was slapped with this while he was auditing a superyacht company”

“One of the 8’s on this door number which I frequently deliver to is upside down.”

. “In a book of ‘facts'”

“Boss wasn’t paying attention and sat on my desk while talking to a coworker…”

“Gone for two weeks. My husband piled his clothes by the washer instead of doing his own laundry”

“SIL asked me to bring a cake for dessert, someone else made crème brûlées so no one ate my cake”

“Flunked my Uber inspection ’cause the Jiffy Lube dude can’t even draw a circle…”

“The design of this chocolate box was made to make you think there are more chocolates than there actually is.”

“‘Obstructed View’ at Ohio State University”

“This ‘bonus free’ battery pack”

“Amazon driver wrote on my porch railing with a sharpie”

“Someone had attached a padlock on my bag resulting in me having to wrench the f-ck out of it mid-class.”

“Did they mean the sticker or the metal?”

“Hired humans telling you to stop hiring humans”

“Stuck in the elevator on Monday morning”

“Dropped a glass. Instead of the glass breaking, it broke the f-ing sink.”

“This ballot question feels like it was designed to confuse everyone.”

“My stepmom ate my chocolate after telling me to keep it in the fridge instead of my room.”

“Neighbors put up a camera pointing directly into my yard”

“Car designers….Stop putting shiny reflective surfaces in cars.”

“My cousin visiting from abroad slept in the living room”

“i put the popsicle stick in the wrong order”

“I’ve tried to make it as foolproof as possible…”

“Why cant companies make normal smelling deodorant for men wtf is cookies and leather?”

“My roommate stuck the key hook thingy on upside down.”

“I was psyched to get an exit row until I found out that means I have to awkwardly sit directly facing the flight attendant”