Going to the bar for the first time is far more dangerous than most young men realize. Like the forest, it is a hunting ground, full of different predators at different levels of the food chain. And like the forest, the cougar sits above it all. 

You may think that you're a hunter; a young and fit guy in your early 20s, hitting it off with the ladies around your own age. But slip up just a bit, and you'll be heading home in the claws of the local cougar. Your defenses just aren't developed enough to ward off her advances, and she's got moves you've only ever heard of. 

But some people are happy to head back with a cougar, learn a thing or two, and go home with a fully paid Uber and tupperware of meatloaf and mashed potatoes. Here are 28 cougar memes more dangerous than the cat.