19 Strange Services People Actually Pay For

Mizuka Ishiwatari Published 03/07/2015

These services are actually available for you if you have the money.

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Japanese Apology Services - several companies in Japan would send out an envoy to apologize to someone for you
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The Las Vegas Hangover Bus - this is an actual hangover treatment, with IV hydration and anti nausea pills included in the service
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The Vending of "Official Irish Dirt" - buy original soil from Ireland
4.
Japanese Ear Cleaning Parlors - yes, these's a fetish like that
5.
Rent a Little Person - very useful if you don't have little friends to help you play Dwarf Tossing, the popular bar game where your strength is measured in the distance Your Little Friend travels after being hurtled through the air
6.
The Hourly Nudist - hire a naked cleaning lady (or gentleman)
7.
Rent a Significant Other in China - it seems like faking a relationship is a big deal in China, and you can hire a professional girlfriend/boyfriend to accompany you at, say, family dinners
8.
Goldfish Leasing - feeling lonely during a business trip? The hotel room feels empty? Hire a company that's going to provide you with a temporary goldfish companion
9.
Snake Massage - yup, snakes can be massagers
10.
Grandmas for Hire - you can hire a grandma in Australia
11.
Your Own Personal Stalkerazzi - want to pretend you're famous? This is a great way to boost up your charisma points when picking up gold digger chicks
12.
Bicycle Taxidermy - UK artist Regan Appleton can provide you with unusual trophies to hang in your living room
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Anonymous Nose Hair Notification - another service you can pay for in Japan. This one notifies your friends that they should probably have their nose hair plucked. Anonymously, of course. You don't want to cause a faux pas between you and your friend, do you?
14.
Ashes to Portraits - did your husband die and you had him cremated? Why not turn his ashes into a portrait?
15.
Hakali Cactus Massage - snakes are on strike? Cactus might help.
16.
Chicken Trial Rentals - you get a chance to play with poultry commitment free
17.
Pet Poop-Scooping - hiring people to clean after your dog is also an option
18.
Last Meal Delivery - you order a meal and you get... whatever the most recent death penalty recipient wanted as last meal
19.
Pornstar Escorts - there's a company where you can hire an actual big name pornstar (the list is impressive) to accompany you, for example during your prom or at your best buddy's bachelor party

1.
Japanese Apology Services - several companies in Japan would send out an envoy to apologize to someone for you
2.
The Las Vegas Hangover Bus - this is an actual hangover treatment, with IV hydration and anti nausea pills included in the service
3.
The Vending of "Official Irish Dirt" - buy original soil from Ireland
4.
Japanese Ear Cleaning Parlors - yes, these's a fetish like that
5.
Rent a Little Person - very useful if you don't have little friends to help you play Dwarf Tossing, the popular bar game where your strength is measured in the distance Your Little Friend travels after being hurtled through the air
6.
The Hourly Nudist - hire a naked cleaning lady (or gentleman)
7.
Rent a Significant Other in China - it seems like faking a relationship is a big deal in China, and you can hire a professional girlfriend/boyfriend to accompany you at, say, family dinners
8.
Goldfish Leasing - feeling lonely during a business trip? The hotel room feels empty? Hire a company that's going to provide you with a temporary goldfish companion
9.
Snake Massage - yup, snakes can be massagers
10.
Grandmas for Hire - you can hire a grandma in Australia
11.
Your Own Personal Stalkerazzi - want to pretend you're famous? This is a great way to boost up your charisma points when picking up gold digger chicks
12.
Bicycle Taxidermy - UK artist Regan Appleton can provide you with unusual trophies to hang in your living room
13.
Anonymous Nose Hair Notification - another service you can pay for in Japan. This one notifies your friends that they should probably have their nose hair plucked. Anonymously, of course. You don't want to cause a faux pas between you and your friend, do you?
14.
Ashes to Portraits - did your husband die and you had him cremated? Why not turn his ashes into a portrait?
15.
Hakali Cactus Massage - snakes are on strike? Cactus might help.
16.
Chicken Trial Rentals - you get a chance to play with poultry commitment free
17.
Pet Poop-Scooping - hiring people to clean after your dog is also an option
18.
Last Meal Delivery - you order a meal and you get... whatever the most recent death penalty recipient wanted as last meal
19.
Pornstar Escorts - there's a company where you can hire an actual big name pornstar (the list is impressive) to accompany you, for example during your prom or at your best buddy's bachelor party

Japanese Apology Services - several companies in Japan would send out an envoy to apologize to someone for you

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1. Japanese Apology Services - several companies in Japan would send out an envoy to apologize to someone for you

2. The Las Vegas Hangover Bus - this is an actual hangover treatment, with IV hydration and anti nausea pills included in the service

3. The Vending of "Official Irish Dirt" - buy original soil from Ireland

4. Japanese Ear Cleaning Parlors - yes, these's a fetish like that

5. Rent a Little Person - very useful if you don't have little friends to help you play Dwarf Tossing, the popular bar game where your strength is measured in the distance Your Little Friend travels after being hurtled through the air

6. The Hourly Nudist - hire a naked cleaning lady (or gentleman)

7. Rent a Significant Other in China - it seems like faking a relationship is a big deal in China, and you can hire a professional girlfriend/boyfriend to accompany you at, say, family dinners

8. Goldfish Leasing - feeling lonely during a business trip? The hotel room feels empty? Hire a company that's going to provide you with a temporary goldfish companion

9. Snake Massage - yup, snakes can be massagers

10. Grandmas for Hire - you can hire a grandma in Australia

11. Your Own Personal Stalkerazzi - want to pretend you're famous? This is a great way to boost up your charisma points when picking up gold digger chicks

12. Bicycle Taxidermy - UK artist Regan Appleton can provide you with unusual trophies to hang in your living room

13. Anonymous Nose Hair Notification - another service you can pay for in Japan. This one notifies your friends that they should probably have their nose hair plucked. Anonymously, of course. You don't want to cause a faux pas between you and your friend, do you?

14. Ashes to Portraits - did your husband die and you had him cremated? Why not turn his ashes into a portrait?

15. Hakali Cactus Massage - snakes are on strike? Cactus might help.

16. Chicken Trial Rentals - you get a chance to play with poultry commitment free

17. Pet Poop-Scooping - hiring people to clean after your dog is also an option

18. Last Meal Delivery - you order a meal and you get... whatever the most recent death penalty recipient wanted as last meal

19. Pornstar Escorts - there's a company where you can hire an actual big name pornstar (the list is impressive) to accompany you, for example during your prom or at your best buddy's bachelor party

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1.
Japanese Apology Services - several companies in Japan would send out an envoy to apologize to someone for you

2.
The Las Vegas Hangover Bus - this is an actual hangover treatment, with IV hydration and anti nausea pills included in the service

3.
The Vending of "Official Irish Dirt" - buy original soil from Ireland

4.
Japanese Ear Cleaning Parlors - yes, these's a fetish like that

5.
Rent a Little Person - very useful if you don't have little friends to help you play Dwarf Tossing, the popular bar game where your strength is measured in the distance Your Little Friend travels after being hurtled through the air

6.
The Hourly Nudist - hire a naked cleaning lady (or gentleman)

7.
Rent a Significant Other in China - it seems like faking a relationship is a big deal in China, and you can hire a professional girlfriend/boyfriend to accompany you at, say, family dinners

8.
Goldfish Leasing - feeling lonely during a business trip? The hotel room feels empty? Hire a company that's going to provide you with a temporary goldfish companion

9.
Snake Massage - yup, snakes can be massagers

10.
Grandmas for Hire - you can hire a grandma in Australia

11.
Your Own Personal Stalkerazzi - want to pretend you're famous? This is a great way to boost up your charisma points when picking up gold digger chicks

12.
Bicycle Taxidermy - UK artist Regan Appleton can provide you with unusual trophies to hang in your living room

13.
Anonymous Nose Hair Notification - another service you can pay for in Japan. This one notifies your friends that they should probably have their nose hair plucked. Anonymously, of course. You don't want to cause a faux pas between you and your friend, do you?

14.
Ashes to Portraits - did your husband die and you had him cremated? Why not turn his ashes into a portrait?

15.
Hakali Cactus Massage - snakes are on strike? Cactus might help.

16.
Chicken Trial Rentals - you get a chance to play with poultry commitment free

17.
Pet Poop-Scooping - hiring people to clean after your dog is also an option

18.
Last Meal Delivery - you order a meal and you get... whatever the most recent death penalty recipient wanted as last meal

19.
Pornstar Escorts - there's a company where you can hire an actual big name pornstar (the list is impressive) to accompany you, for example during your prom or at your best buddy's bachelor party