What’s the sexiest job in the world?

Honestly, there aren’t many that come to mind. Gun to your head, you’d probably just list off all the stereotypical “hot jobs” from ‘80s movies — you know, firefighters, lifeguards, the whole lot.

But if you examine those answers further, they don’t really make sense. Anyone who’s ever seen a firefighter knows they’re more likely to be a stubby dude from Staten Island than a hunk, and while your average lifeguard will be more toned than a desk worker, they’re also burned to a crisp and will constantly be bringing sand with them wherever they go.

So again, I ask — what’s the sexiest job in the world? Well, how about “being an accountant”?

According to Redditor Only-Design-2484, whenever he mentions that he’s an accountant, he practically has to beat the women away.

“Every time I go to a bar, party or any social event in general, I try my best to avoid telling people what I do. Every time I tell women I’m accountant, they start hitting on me,” he writes in the post. “Last week I went to a friend’s birthday party. Told his sister I was an accountant. She kept asking me to ‘do her taxes’ and ‘balance her sheets’ in a flirtatious manner.”

Is it a joke? Most likely. But then again, maybe it’s true. One commenter wrote, “Lowkey guys who are CPAs are actually kinda hot. Like oh you have enough discipline and willpower to do that?” Another added, “Unironically from my experience there are WAY more married couples than single accountants at the firms I’ve been.”

Moral of the story: If you’re lonely and looking for love, you’ve gotta hit the books before hitting the sack.