North Korea has officially entered the ongoing war between Russia and Ukraine, with troops being dispatched to help Russia, a longtime North Korea ally, in the fight. It’s the first time North Korea has been directly engaged in a war since the 1950s, and while putting your life on the line is certainly not ideal, there has been one major bonus for North Korean soldiers: access to pornography.


In case you didn’t know, porn has been completely banned in North Korea, and although adult films are smuggled in from time to time, for the most part, porn has been kept out of the country.



But in Russia, porn is just a couple of clicks away, and North Korean soldiers have reportedly been voraciously gooning ever since they’ve had access to online boning.


“A usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers who have deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access to the internet before,” Financial Times chief foreign affairs commentator Gideon Rachman reported via Twitter. “As a result, they are gorging on pornography.”



This is an experience most of us can probably relate to. Remember when you were a preteen, and you discovered that there was a seemingly endless library of porn on the world wide web? It was like entering Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and seeing his chocolate river.



Now think about what that magic experience would be like if you had to wait until you were in your 20s to get access to porn because the government banned it all from the internet. Who can really blame these guys for gorging?


For most soldiers, war coming to an end is their heart’s strongest desire. But for these North Korean combatants? They may want the fighting to last a little bit longer so that they can properly explore all that professional film fucking has to offer.